The 20 Best Discreet & Quiet Sex Toys for a Crowded House

This handheld Strawberry vibrator appears to be more of a fascinating concept than a functional sex toy. These fun and adorable sex toys look like the flirty Emojis you use on your iPhone. Before the era of advanced technology and sex toys, legend has it that the pharaoh created her own makeshift vibrator by filling a gourd with angry bees and letting them do their thing. But thanks to a phenomenal and bizarre Super Deluxe video, the world can now get a crash course in vibrator history. As an addition to penetrative sex, however, it’s one of the better ways I’ve found to add new sensations without requiring much extra work or attention. Or at least, as much as you can forget about a powerful motor vibrating directly on your genitals.

That’s where The Artist’s squeeze controls comes in — you can change the settings by squeezing the handle, making customizing your experience more seamless and intuitive. This rabbit also allows you to control each end separately, so you can find the right mode for both your G-spot stimulation and your clitoral stimulation, or just focus on one. “It has a super soft, oversized ‘mouth,’ that uses sonic pulses to deliver sensations to both your internal and external clitoris,” says Dr. Mintz. And it doesn’t even have to touch you (but it can if you want it to!). It’s also made of a single piece of silicone , ensuring that it’s fully waterproof for use in the shower or tub. Although people’s preferences for remote control sex toys are as different as the sensations that they prefer, there are a few perennial favorites on Reddit.

And, lest you think that these vibrators are lack-luster compared to the kind you’d buy in a sex toy store, keep in mind that you’ll often find the Hitachi Magic Wand amongst the selections. Yep, that’s right, the so-called “Cadillac of Vibrators” can be found in the same aisles as neck pillows and Epsom salts. Of course, part of the reason it’s compared to a Cadillac is its size, so if discreetness is a major concern for you, you might want to skip the Hitachi in favor of its smaller counterparts. The Magic Wand is durable and reliable, with multiple settings that’ll achieve the sought-after orgasm it’s known for.

As SELF previously reported, sex toys can pass along STIs, so safer sex practices apply here. If you’re using a sex toy with someone outside of a sexually monogamous partnership, put a condom over your toy. Condoms are also key if you want to use a toy for both vaginal and anal stimulation (which you can do as long as the toy is safe for anal, a.k.a. it has a flared base). With that being said, each clit is as unique as a snowflake and should be treated as such, according to Lexington, Kentucky-based marriage and family therapist Juliana Hauser, PhD. “Discover if your glans (clitoral tip) likes light vibration or a stronger speed,” she says.

If you’re regularly able to orgasm in other ways, you may find your orgasms to be much more intense when they’re coming from a vibrator. There are women out there that just aren’t big vibrator fans (nothing wrong with that), but most women enjoy the sensation. If you always feel a little nervous firing up your noisy vibrator, Womanizer has the toy for you.

They called them “paroxysms” because everyone knew that women were incapable of sexual feelings viberator, so they could not possibly experience orgasm. Before taking a new sex toy to bed, I spend some time learning how to turn it on and off, as well as how to use the various functions—so I did the same with the Vibrato. As a person who is admittedly bad with technology even when I’m not seconds away from orgasm, I generally look for gadgets with intuitive button designs. To me, that means just one single switch or a clearly labeled control panel. For people with vulvas, there’s a whole host of ways to have a really good orgasm.

The design is sleek, but the head doesn’t protrude like on other toys—it’s sunken—and will comfortably hover over any size clitoris. At under £15, this nifty toy gives pricier models a run for their money. It’s lightweight, compact and easy to operate with one conveniently placed button to switch between the speeds. Our panel said the material felt soft against their skin and they raved about the ribbed surface for enhanced stimulation – one tester reported “the most intense orgasms” when using it externally.

Two powerful motors offer nine vibration modes, which are easily controlled by the built-in buttons on its handle. As with other rabbits, its two massagers work on both the G-spot and clitoris, with both ends working in unison. Thick, long, and powerful, this silicone beast is insertable up to 15cm for ridiculous vaginal and G-spot stimulation. Once you switch it on, you can grasp its loop-style handle and click through 12 different vibration patterns and intensities using the buttons embedded within the easy-grip helve.

The Massager – Vibrator app offers a portable and customizable vibration experience designed to promote relaxation, stress reduction, and muscle relief. Body Massager has a wide range of vibration options, from gentle and calming vibrations to more intense and invigorating ones. Users can choose from various modes and intensities, allowing them to create their ideal massage experience. With its multiple vibration patterns, this app caters to users’ different preferences and needs.

The manufacturer’s instructions will provide safety information as well as cleaning instructions. You should clean your toy after every use following the directions provided by the manufacturer. You can also purchase cleaning products made especially for sex toys. The instructions will also tell you if the toy is waterproof and safe to use in the tub or shower.